I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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