Its about making memories worth repressing
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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