saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Omg I joined a choir last night...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
