my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
operation harelip BJ is a go
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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