Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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