i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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