yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
