You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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