apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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