That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
where are my eyebrows?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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