I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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