i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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