Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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