She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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