I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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