Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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