He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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