So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
