? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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