Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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