I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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