Your favorite bartender is back from prision
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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