Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im six kinds of drunk right now
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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