STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
false alarm. still invincible.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He better not be in your backpack
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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