can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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