Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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