sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
