I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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