whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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