Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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