there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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