i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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