If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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