I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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