There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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