I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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