i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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