I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
