We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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