ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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