And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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