I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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