First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
