wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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