Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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