I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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