This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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