when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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