scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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