I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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