Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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